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Funny Mom Fails: 11 Clues You Are a Hot Mess Mom

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Do you have a few funny mom fails? C’mon. Fess up. I know you’re out there.

I will admit there have been phases in my life that I fit this description. I don’t think I would have admitted it at the time, but looking back there were some moments.

Thank goodness there are no videos.

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Perhaps you have had a few funny mom fails that you won’t tell anyone. You know who you are! You are not alone. We all have hard days. So go hide in the bathroom and check out this list to see if you do some of these things.

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11 Funny Mom Fails That Will Make You Laugh

Check out these eleven mom fails that will make you laugh. I bet you can identify with some of these issues.

1. Vomit

It is the first thing that comes to my mind because I am the first thing that came to my children’s mind when they were sick. They always ran straight to me when they started heaving.

Not the toilet. Me. Every. Single. Time.

And guess who got covered in it? And by it, I mean yesterday’s lunch. Okay, so this wasn’t a funny mom fail at the time, but it was funny later.

2. Skipping showers

Showers are overrated. I must admit, sometimes I have been too tired and waited until the next day to bathe. Swimming counts as a shower, right? Or a foot bath?

You just wash your feet in the sink. I think I can count that as biblical or something. Has anyone else ever used wet wipes for a shower? I have not only done that, but I have also wet wiped my children. I know, gross. It works though. What about you? Skipped a shower lately?

3. The clothes

There is no use wearing something cute during the day. It is a t-shirt and shorts or leggings. Perhaps even sweats. Whatever you wear, it is going to have food or a paint stain on it by noon.

My advice is to wear a cheap t-shirt. My husband’s favorite line when he came home was always, “What’s that on your shirt?” Most of the time I would just shrug my shoulders. Who knew? 

Look at your shirt? Spots? Yep. Parenting fail.

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4. The hair

I have long, wavy hair. It takes me a long time to curl or straighten it because my waves neither look ” beachy” nor “fresh.” It has a frizz factor of about 7 out of 10. My remedy is the hair clip. It hides all sorts of sins.

It is my standard uniform. Did I mention dry shampoo? It’s awesome. This probably doesn’t qualify as a parenting fail; it is just the fallout from being too tired to care.

 5. Always late 

I hate being late, but when you are trying to dress yourself, two kids, and get breakfast, it is inevitable. It was especially pronounced when going to church on Sunday morning.

They would sing,  “Here we sit like birds in the wilderness, birds in the wilderness…” when I got into the car.  

Are you always running late for one reason or another? We all are probably guilty of this parenting fail.

6. The snacks

I used to hide the “good” snacks because every time I wanted a piece of something sweet (chocolate), it was gone. When I did want to eat it, I had to carefully look around for wandering children in the kitchen. I didn’t want them to see my hiding place. Then I would go to my secret stash.

If the coast was clear, I would hide it under my shirt and run to my bedroom. After that, I would shut the door and lock it so they couldn’t get in.

Then I would, gleefully, eat it in peace. Unfortunately, the kids kept finding my hiding places. I would have to keep re-hiding it somewhere else. After a while, I couldn’t remember where I moved it.

It was hidden from myself. The joke was on me. 

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7. Parties

Christmas is the worst time for me. I am always last to find out the trends have changed. Our first year in a new city, we decided to host the Christmas party at our house.

I had it all planned out. I would wear my really cute Christmas sweater on the night of the party. As the guests arrived,  I noticed no one else had their Christmas sweater on. I was the only one.

It wasn’t until a couple of weeks later I realized they were out of style. I heard a comedian on TV making fun of them. It only took 3 weeks for me to figure it out. Funny mom fails are embarrassing.

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 8. The keys and phone

I can’t tell you how many hours I have wasted wandering around my house looking for the darn keys or cell phone. The keys were always lost in the morning right before school.

I would be running around the house hollering at everyone to look for them.

Most of the time the keys were already in the car or in some pocket in my purse. I swear to you, I am not blonde. Do you have some of the same funny mom fails as me?

9. The Tooth Fairy

I don’t know what it is about the tooth fairy, but I could never seem to remember to put money under my kid’s pillow. They would wake up the next day totally devastated because there was no money left, and the tooth was still there.

After so many years of forgetting things, I have gotten pretty good at recovery.

I would tell my kids that they just missed it. We would look again together. Then I would run and grab a dollar (Or a five. Mom guilt.) and slip it under the pillow as I was looking. And take the tooth.

Lo and behold, the child would discover the money and all was well again. I had a hard time explaining why the tooth was gone, but whatever I said worked.

Now I realize they probably felt crazy. Sorry kids if you are reading this…

Have you ever forgotten tooth money?  Oh boy. You are batting 1000.

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10. Cooking

Where do I even begin?  I have been married for 25 years now. In those 25 years, I have done everything you could possibly do to a piece of meat other than what you are supposed to do to it.

I still can’t seem to make it taste like a restaurant or just good.

Both of my children have learned to quietly pick at their food during dinner or dig through the fridge for something else to eat at a later time.

Things changed when they got their license. At about 8 pm, they would mysteriously disappear for a burger run. I tried.

My kids probably aren’t laughing at these funny mom fails…

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11. School Lunches

I really hated making school lunches. I was tired of it by the time my firstborn hit 5th grade. Both of my kids had to make their lunches some of the time. Is that a bad mom fail?

What is even more irritating is that mom who brought up her child’s lunch every day from Chicken Express or some other fast food place. My kids would tell me in detail about what “Johnny” would get every day just to “mom guilt” me.

I did not fall for that trick.

They were stuck with their lunch unless it was a special occasion. I would like to meet “Johnny’s” mom sometime soon.

I just want to see if she is human.  And ask her why in the heck she’s bringing her kid a fast-food lunch. Every. Single. Day.

Do you relate to these funny mom fails? If you answered yes to most of these things, you can join me in my pantry for a chocolate bar tonight.

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What funny mom fails have you done lately?

 

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106 thoughts on “Funny Mom Fails: 11 Clues You Are a Hot Mess Mom”

  1. Haha sounds like I’m right on track. I’m trying so hard to show up where we need to be with what we need, when we need to be there. Drive into town for first swimming lesson, thinking I’m early. To realize I showed up at the end of lessons

    1. Carly, I have done that!! Ha Ha! I can feel your pain. I have shown up for things on the wrong day. Oh boy, that’s embarrassing. Hope you can get a good laugh at yourself. Thanks for reading.

  2. All of this is so so true! I absolutely loved the letter from the toothfairy! I think it’s important for us to all remeber we are that hot mess mom at one point or another!

  3. Blair Villanueva

    I totally relate to skipping shower especially when I have deadline to work on. Hahaha it’s funny but really happens to us.

  4. Reading this at a young graduate is scary and hilarious. Like gosh being a mum is so much work. But at the same time you’re making it quite funny in your post. I guess i’ll be prepared!

    1. You will be equipped for when the time comes. It is the best job ever. You gotta laugh at yourself though. Good luck with your new beginning. It’s fun to be free of children.

  5. I could not stop laughing! My boys are all grown now but I still went through your post like yep, yep, uh huh, me too! Except for the vomit thing. My boys blessed their dad with that gift. 😉

  6. I’m trying to potty train my son and I have a month old daughter. I have spit up on my shirt and pee all over my living room floor. I’m definitely feeling like a hot mess mom right now. ?

    1. Ashley, we have all been there. It is the price you pay for being at home. Don’t forget all the hugs and kisses you get for your time. It is worth it. Good luck with the potty training!

  7. What a fantastic post! Very candid, honest and funny. I can definitely relate– especially with the school lunches. I feed my son healthy foods, but then at school he sees his friends eating all sorts of things and it drives me nuts. I don’t fall for that trick either. Although, I’ve allowed a few school lunches on the days they cook “healthier” versions.
    Loved the school lunches September vs May.. I needed that laugh lol.
    Thanks for an enlightening posts. We are bad asses for juggling it all. We have the toughest job in the world. Love to all the Mamas who can relate. xo

    1. Astrid, I am glad I am not alone. I think everyone is fried by the time May comes. It is like we are all dragging to get to the end of the year. Ugh. Thanks for reading.

    1. Alexis, that is so sad and I am sorry. But I was giggling. I feel your pain. I am sure your child is okay. Just do my switcheroo trick next time. Ha! Thanks for reading.

  8. I really enjoyed reading this- it’s funny and REAL! I feel like a hot mess majority of the time, which is nice to see is okay and pretty much the norm. Your school lunch pic made me LOL!

  9. LavandaMichelle

    I can totally relate to this post, but in a different way. When I had my first child, I made so many mom friends and I could help but compare myself. I felt really down for a lot of my child first year, I thought I had postpartum but it was just me feeling very inferior. I soon realized that, not being up to date on trends and being late to baby showers didn’t make me the worst in the world. Then I blossomed into a super-mom, haha. This was an awesome post! Thanks so much for sharing! 🙂

  10. This post made me laugh because it is so true. My kids are grown but if I say hamburger stroganoff they groan. It was my go-to meal. And with the vomit my daughter didn’t get me but my bed was the target. If she was sick I could be found throwing bedding in the washer at 2:00 a.m.

  11. Haha! These are great! I am currently waiting on my first child to make his appearance and there is just so much to look forward to! ha. Especially the vomit! Not looking forward to the vomit…

  12. Oh Julie, I am totally sorry but I had such a laugh reading your post..and what an original letter from the tooth fairy too. I have to admit there are days that I am a hot mess mom too.

  13. Oh thank you for this. I had such a good giggle about it. I am one “messy” mom in more ways than one from forgetting things to saying “I don’t know” a lot to screwing up emotionally. Its so good to know I’m not the only mom and to know that my three boys (still really little) are going to turn out ok in the end. Loved this article

    1. Allie, it’s people like us who making the world more colourful. I’m guessing you probably have an artistic side. My husband isn’t very creative. He’s logical all the way! But he never loses his keys.

  14. I’m not a mom but I definitely can relate to these hot mess moments! Especially with clothes and showers. There are some days that it can’t just be all be right.

  15. So your post is so refreshing to read because I can definitely be considered a hot mess mama. T-shirt, leggings, and a mom bun is usually what you will find me in especially now that im pregnant with #2

  16. Haha this mad my day. I totally agree with all of these. But above all being a move comes with a lot of responsibilities in life.

  17. Jennifer Prince

    Oh gosh! It’s so easy to be a hot mess sometimes. Lol! There are days that no matter what I do, I just can’t get it together!

  18. My poor kids, I’m the worst at cooking but at least they’re being fed! I’m definitely a hot mess mom in different ways though!

  19. I can totally relate with number 9, ughh i almost go crazy every day because i cant find my keys and phone! Hahah

  20. being a mom or a mother figure is a great honour but it comes with a lot of responsibilities. i hope it gets better with time and care.

  21. I will totally admit to being the hot mess mom. There are so many times when I look around and find myself so not put together in comparison to the other mamas around me!

    1. Becca, I went to the store yesterday with no make up on and ran into another mom. She was totally made up and wearing a dress. Ugh. The shame! And I don’t have little kids anymore. Oh well! Thanks for reading. ,

  22. Oh my gosh this is hilarious. I’m not even a mom, but I totally have my hot mess moments every day. So true. Good to know I’m not the only one.

  23. Omg this post is SO relatable!! What a great post. I take pride in being a hot mess mama some times, we are all winging this parent malarkey so who gets to say what’s perfect or not. I congratulate any parent who makes it through each day!

  24. I don’t have children so I can’t really relate to this post. However, I did find it quite amusing and did remember of a lot of stories from my own childhood.

  25. Hahaha! I can relate on so many levels. Number 5 is my current dilemma if only people could understand that I do my best to be on time, but my son thinks it’s the perfect time to play “catch me if you can.” By the time I am ready to get out the door, I am ready for a nap, then again, what is a nap? Thanks for your honesty.

    1. Oh, I can relate. I remember I went through a phase where my daughter had to dress her self. If we were going to the store, I let her. It was an interesting combination. Good luck with your kiddo. Thanks for the comment.

  26. I can definitely relate! My kids are sick and I’m sleep deprived. Our one full bathroom is being renovated and we have no shower at the moment. Ugh. But at least it’s something to laugh about! Thanks for this post!

  27. I really enjoyed reading this! I am a first time mom to a 1 year old and I’m always trying to do everything right! I feel like I have these days pretty much everyday! My mom says the same thing you do that he will turn out fine like I did! lol being a mom definitely isn’t easy!

  28. I totally skip showers. I just don’t have time for that and forget shaving! I also wear Pajamas unless I plan on leaving the house, haha

  29. Do they have such a thing as a hot mess dad. Maybe being a single dad can contribute to hot mess dad as well. I related to this post more than I would like to admit. 😉

    1. David, I read your Fake News and enjoy hearing from you, a dad. There are not many out there that I see on Pinterest. You seem like you are a wonderful parent. I think you are doing a great job! Keep up the good work!! Don’t sweat the small stuff. Thanks for reading.

  30. This post is so interesting in a touching kind of way, my mom definitely had all these moments and more but that’s why we love our mothers so much , there’s really no word to describe mothers, they are priceless. I would be a mother someday, and I look foward to it.

  31. Hi Julie, I can definitely relate to your post. Where do I even start. Your honesty is refreshing. I also have the wavy, sometimes curly always frizzy hair. I often hear in my head “messy hair, don’t care”. My kids are 13 and 17, we are a few years behind you.

    1. Tara, I feel your pain. You must do a few hair tricks, too.
      Yes, your kids are right behind mine. Hope you have a fun summer with them. One day your house will be quiet. It hard to believe.

  32. Love this and can relate to most of them. When my kids were younger and I was trying to juggle being a full time working mom, getting the kids to daycare or school, volunteering with the PTA and pretending that I still had an adult social life, my hair was long and I learned how to french braid because some days that was all I could do. Then it didn’t matter if I was going on Day #3 without washing and drying it and it still looked presentable at work!

  33. I can’t imagine how much life changes when you become a Mum and lose touch with all that you time you had, because you have someone so much more important in your life.

  34. Mihaela Echols

    Hahah the clothes and hair thing is so me! Lately I’ve been working on doing my hair and make up and putting on something nice because it does make me feel better and more ready for the day.

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